Saturday, 9 November 2013

25/10/2013 - How many office workers does it take to change a lightbulb?


It's FRIDAY! WHOOP! YEAH!

It's dress down day! WHOOP!

My lovely sister-in-law had given me some jeans as baby bump means they don't really fit her right now. They fit me, so I am rocking them today! Thanks, sis! I've never been able to share clothes before, except having forced hand-me-downs from my brother (sigh) so this is fun! I hope that once bump becomes baby, I can repay the favour!

Nothing really of note today to discuss through the working day. Which is really dull for you I guess. Literally the only thing that I actually remember happening is that the light bulb in the store room decided to stop working properly. It was like a strobe disco in there!

The building manager agreed to get us a new one but she needed the one that was in there to make sure she got the right one.

Easier said than done. It wouldn't bloomin' come out! They're supposed to be easy fittings. HA!

We had to watch a video on YouTube as to how to remove it!


Eventually we got it down and were able to order a replacement. No more disco for us.

Shame, as it's pink fizz Friday!


It's the last Friday of the month so it's the rules! This month it's pink as it's Breast Cancer awareness day so we had to wear pink clothes. We had to colour co-ordinate!

After work it was time to go home. Paul bought me a nice bottle of wine and we chilled out with the television as we generally seem to do at the moment.

I might have been a little bit merry. I took myself off to bed quite early on. I really need to have a better lunch on the last Friday of the month. Oops.

24/10/2013 - Long day!

I didn't want to get up this morning. At all. Getting up sucks. Especially when you're getting cuddles from your fur-babies!



But up I got and on with the day!

Work was boring and dull as ever. I had some important parcels to deliver so at least I had a legitimate reason to leave the office at lunch time!

On the way back to the office I was accosted by a man as I was crossing the street. He was an old chap who decided to tell me that he liked wearing women's clothing but his wife was very embarrassed about it and wouldn't let him leave the house in his 36" bra and tropical maxi dress.

Yeah. I get the good ones don't I?!

I told him that if it made him happy then do what he likes...he actually said YOLO to me. So I walked in a different direction to him on purpose. Seriously. YOLO. Urgh.

I came back via Tesco, in an effort to avoid the crazy folk that seem to be roaming the town right now...and entered the Zombie Apocalypse. WHY DOES EVERYBODY WALK SO SLOW IN A SUPERMARKET?!

Anyway, after a few fun purchases (not really) I headed back to work for a LONG afternoon. I'm sure time slows down between 9 and 5 every day! The hours between 2-4 are especially difficult.

Still, eventually it was time to head home, which was very welcome indeed! Finally some time where we could sit around and do naff all for a few hours!

The highlight of my day, other than my kitty cuddles? I bought a new toothbrush at lunch time. Yep. My life has come to this!


Still, it's pretty and pink!

Friday, 8 November 2013

23/10/2013 - Hmph.

Paul had to leave the house at silly o'clock this morning, which means that I stay in bed longer than I should and then rush to get ready for work.

Despite this, I came to make my fruit salad for lunch and something stopped me in my tracks.


Strawberries aren't supposed to be fluffy and grey are they?

MY STRAWBS HAVE GONE MOULDY. We only bought them on Monday. WAAAA.

Some of them aren't even fully ripe yet. This is an outrage and a scandal.

I didn't eat any of them and left them on the side in disgust so I could show Paul when he got home. Forgetting that wouldn't  be until Thursday. Oops.

Anyway.

Today was the day of my appraisal and it went...meh. I don't want to say too much as this is social media and out there and anyone can see it, but basically I disagreed with what was said and wasn't given chance to state my lack of agreement. It could have gone worse. I think it's safe to say that I was put in my place, and now I know that's where my place is expected to be, I shall remain there. Begrudgingly. Because I don't think that's where my place is, and I know others will agree. But anyway...

So the rest of the day sucked. Big style.

Thank goodness for #Whedonsday. The presence of Whedon joys, good company and foamy foamy beer was the perfect remedy to my woes.

As Paul was away overnight, I had the joy of cooking this evening. GREAT. I know that when people know I'm cooking they tremble and quake in fear! I know I do at the prospect!

I cooked bbq chicken wings and thighs with sweet potato chips.

It's two weeks on and everyone is still alive. So go me!

We watched the latest ep of S.H.I.E.L.D and then Toy Story. I really don't like Woody (that's what she said). He's a bit of a douche.

Once Chris left, it was still quite early, so I called my Mum and we had a chat. I hoped it would only be a few minutes on the phone but 45 of them later it wasn't so early so I went to bed anyway.

Stupid day.


22/10/2013 - DIY Vanity

We went to the gym this morning.

Yeah.

Sorry, I should have prepared you for that earth-shattering revelation. I bet you're all crazy shocked about it, huh?!

It was difficult. We both struggled with our workouts, but better we went than not, right? I would have been very easily tempted to stay in bed a little longer, but instead we gymmed!

We then went to work. I had another yawnsome day of not a great deal. T had her appraisal and was in and out in 5 minutes with a big smile on her face. So I'm guessing that went well! Fingers crossed for mine tomorrow, right?

Speaking of fingers, mine were driving me crazy with how ridiculously long my nails are. Sick of these plastic things. I had to go to the post office at lunch time, after successfully being granted a petty cash fund (yep - I'm that trusted!) so had a few bits to pick up. I got some acetone polish remover to soak these bad boys off my fingers.

Not with the petty cash fund - that would be wrong.

When I got home I stuck my fingers in a bowl of the acetone and waited. And waited. And waited some more. It was starting to soften but it was taking forever. So I decided to consult with my friend Google, who knows everything.

Which is how I became half-Cags/half-robot.


I realise now that Hallowe'en is a week away but I was getting into the spirit of things early! So sue me!

I soaked cotton wool in the liquid, then wrapped it on my nail with tin foil. The foil wouldn't stay on so I used surgical tape to hold it there.

The result? They've almost totally come off most of my nails. The thumbs are not going anyway. Urgh. Looks like I'm stuck with them forever!

We watched some Sleepy Hollow tonight. Anyone else watching it? It's quite good. Very intriguing. We're sporadic in our watching though, so hopefully there will be a few episodes for us to catch up on.

Anything else people out there are watching that's good? The more suggestions I get, the more I'll have to do of an evening and the more content for my blog! Winner!


Thursday, 7 November 2013

21/10/2013 - Selling Myself

After a naughty day yesterday we were naughty this morning and lazed in bed a little. We're such crazy rebels!

Work was incredibly boring. I was boxing up files to be sent away for archiving. Nothing at all interesting in that one. Except that one of my acrylic nails decided to ping off!

YAY! CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES! It's only taken them 6 1/2 weeks to even think about trying to vacate! I now look a little odd...with one shorter nail...but I don't care! It's the start of something good!

Nothing else really happened today at work. No exciting tales of wonder and light! Instead I had to go home and fill out an appraisal form.

I HATE this time of year. Well, I say that, I've only ever had one appraisal before which was last year and when I filled in the form then I had loads to say. Not so much this year.


Um...


Barney was looming and he was not at all impressed with my notes. I can't say I blamed him. They sucked.

What parts of my job have I performed the best and how did I achieve such greatness...um....

I blagged it. I had to. I have no idea. I really have to make notes this year!

After faffing around with those for a few hours, I gave up and went to join Paul downstairs for dinner (piri piri chicken and rice, mmmmm) and watched new Castle, and some other lovely shows! Typical Monday really!


"What are you good at....hmmmm...ignoring the fact that I WANT NOMS NAAAAAAHHHHW!"

20/10/2013 - Birthdays!

Sorry - it's been a while!

We woke up this morning as fresh as you would imagine after a wedding the night before!

What better way to perk oneself up than a breakfast butty?!


Yum or what?!

We had a bit of time to kill before our plans today so we were extra lazy. Because we could be!

Paul bought me a little treat to make me smile through my laziness!


A chocolate spider thing! It tasted ok, but the cats got more pleasure out of hunting the wrapper!

We were waiting to see my parents (yes - again) when I unpacked our bag from yesterday's wedding and found our place settings that I forgot I'd klepto'd away! I used them to decorate our mirror!


The couldn't stay there long, sadly, as Barney had his sights firmly set on them and wanted to fetch them. So they've been put away again. Shame really - I thought they looked good there! I think I need to put them back up there when Barney's not looking!

My parents weren't just coming up because our company is amazing or anything (that goes without saying, of course!) but we were going on a little road trip to my Aunt's house for a family get together for my cousin's 30th!


Ok, the above is the best pic I got of her (next to the baby - she's not really behind in the aging process!).


Of course, there has to be cake and sparklers!


Obligatory cake cutting shot. The cake was amazing, just so you know!

The star of today's show was my lovely little cousin (well, second cousin, but that doesn't sound as good!) Jacob, who was hyped up on sugar and such a cutie pie! He was a star at our wedding, especially with 'A', but was just as adorable today!


Cuddling my Auntie Linda and his little sister Emily.


Sneakily licking the bowl while he thinks Daddy isn't looking... (HOW CUTE IS THAT FACE?!)


Not so subtle!

After a few laughs and jokes (and a telling off or two for keeping my 30th in April quiet!) we headed home and once Mum and Dad had got on their way we watched the Strictly Come Dancing result, then the X Factor result and then Downton Abbey.

We were still full from a massive buffet spread, and quite frankly, all the cake! Still - all good! :)


Friday, 1 November 2013

19/10/2013 - Congratulations! :)

No time to dilly or dally this morning - we have a wedding to get ready for!

Ok, there was time for a little dilly and a small dally, as we didn't need to be there until 2:45pm. I probably should have got up a little earlier, but meh! We made it!

After a robust breakfast we started to get ready and after a LOT of faff (from me, of course - couldn't find the shoes I wanted to wear or plain tights or the handbag I wanted) we headed for the train station. The most overdressed people on the train might I add!


Shameless train platform selfie!

We were headed over the water, and it wasn't that long a train journey. We were plagued by children though who were running riot and the parents just didn't seem to bother about it. One of them even pressed the emergency stop button! Did he get told off? No. Urgh. I literally got a headache from it all, as well as feeling a little travel sick from the train as it was!

When we got to the station, we had a 2 1/2 mile walk to where the wedding was being held. Which isn't that far. Except Paul found a short cut that the sat nav didn't want us to take.

Yeah. There was a reason for that.

It was a country road that lead to a farm which is meant for bikes and horses, not people dressed for a wedding! I'm glad I took flat shoes!



Sorry the shots are blurry - I was probably laughing too hard!

Still we made it in plenty of time. Early, some might say!

The grounds of where the wedding was being held were lovely so we slowly approached the manor house and took in the mid-October sun!


We got there just as the ceremony had finished and people were leaving (due to space constrictions, we did not go to the ceremony so the bride and groom could have it in a gorgeous room as opposed to some blah conference-room type place) so the first people we saw were the new Mr & Mrs!

The venue itself was lovely! We visited it back in March with C&D but it was nice to see it without all the stalls everywhere and see their vision come to life!

After a cheeky mojito or two, we headed outside to enjoy the nice weather once again!


Pretty views of the venue!


The gardens around the Manor! Lush green lawns! Sigh!


I could definitely be lady of a house like this! The cats could have their own 'wing'!

We headed back inside and stood speaking to old school friends who I probably haven't seen since school, which was nice! The joys of modern media means I didn't have to introduce them to my husband either, because they'd seen it all on twitter and facebook! Which is kinda funny!

We were all then called outside for group pictures. After those we stood on the patio and I said "isn't this great weather for taking pictures? A little overcast but dry?" Then the rain started. Sorry C&D - I jinxed your weather! Still - the best people have rain on their wedding day, I think... ;)

We all ran inside for cover, and luckily soon enough it was time to head through for dinner!

We were on the naughty table at the back, as ever! The joy of being randoms! :)

The room was very nicely decorated and the place settings were gorgeous!



We took these feathers home. So pretty!

There was a bit of a Game of Thrones theme for the meal (and little hints in the day as well - I love geeky bits!) and we were at the most awesome table, I think.


We were Dothraki. Khal Drogo and Khaleesi eat your heart out. Literally, in Khaleesi's case!

We were on a table with C's horse-friends. We aren't horse people, but we were the only ones who knew who the Dothraki were, so we were sort of in with them. Kinda. I like the horses in Lord of the Rings, does that count?!

The speeches were pre-meal, and they were very good. Some advice my Dad gave the best man came up in his speech and that was the only time I hid and cringed!

Being at the back, I couldn't take very good pictures, sadly.


D did give a good speech...and wasn't this blurry in real life! I need a good camera, damnit!

C looked lovely. We were both dress hunting at the same time, so I had seen her sample dress, pinned to within an inch of it's life as it was far too big for her but it doesn't even compare to the real thing!


Excuse the chair in the way. That wasn't part of her ensemble!

After the food we retired to the bar area for a few more drinks while they reset for the reception. We carried on chatting to the people from our table who were really nice and didn't mind that we didn't know anything about horses!

Very soon we were called into the main room for the first dance. Aw.




We joined in, after promising pre-wedding that we would if they did for ours! Brought back lots of nice memories of our first dance, even though it was a completely different song. Ah, the joys of being newly wedded! I bet we looked a right soppy pair but I hope no-one was looking at us!

Then the party got started and we all bust some moves on the dance floor! C and the bridesmaids had their slippers on so were able to dance til dawn!


One of the bridesmaids took this pic of us. Looking rather merry. :)

All too soon we had to leave as we had a train to catch. In hindsight we probably could have left a little later and got a different train, but hindsight is a wonderful thing!

We got a taxi to the station, rather than stumbling through the countryside and were home at a fairly reasonable hour.

I might have partaken in another gin and tonic...and nodded off on the sofa...not for long though. I took myself off to bed in no time!

We had a lovely day at the Mr & Mrs T's wedding! Thank you both so much for inviting us and I wish you all the very best for the rest of your lives together!

(If you want me to remove the pictures of you from here, please let me know. I understand! Ta! x)